Okay, GRRRR... In all honesty, I know I won't be able to stay away. I hate this about myself! Yes, I'll be tuning in to "After the Final Rose, Part II" tomorrow. But only so I can throw things at the TV... no wait, that only means we'd have to replace it. No, no. I know what I'll do. I'll print out pictures of Jason Mesnick and pin them to the dart board and throw darts in his eyes the whole time. Yeah. That will definitely make me feel better. In fact, I think I'm going to start printing them out now.
What a complete ASS!! You know, I really thought he got it right, but noooo... What a stupid man thing to do. He's chosen a sweet adorable woman who loves, loves, loves him, but he gave up the passionate girl, and thinks it would be more exciting. I'm sure he just misses the sex with the girl who likes to take control. Sweet Melissa, who will let him lead, is not exciting enough for him. Just shows you he's not a strong man -- he's one of those sissy boys who needs a controlling woman to tell him what to do. God, he's been on tv for too freaking long. To break up with that poor, poor girl on NATIONAL TV. He should be ashamed of himself.
I've never seen anything feel so scripted. He's trying to act all sincere, heartbroken, contrite. How he just can't help it, but he can't stop thinking about Molly. I just wish Melissa would've smacked him. That would've been AWESOME!! I would've cheered!
Instead, there she is, crying in the back of the limo. And "Up next!" Molly comes back on stage to face Jason and get the surprise of her life!! "You were right! I made a mistake..." I hope she smacks him too! And then, tells him she's met someone else! That'd be really awesome. Who knows! Maybe Deanna is backstage too and they can get back together! Well, I guess I should stop typing, fast forward through the next set of commercials, and get back to Jerry Springer...
Ooops, I mean The Bachelor.
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